March 2013
There's a little truth behind every just kidding,...
February 2013
teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
biebrauhl:
every girls dream isn’t to be a princess it’s to have their favourite celebrity walk into their bedroom naked
impala-dalecki:
bealli62:
spikezombie:
cigurettes:
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
And our language is images.
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ejacutastic:
talk to cute person
spend the next week imagining our life together
so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, luca, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”
toinfinityandbeyonce:
netflix basically has every single movie except for the ones i want to watch
nosocksfordobby:
brookemallard000:
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rangerkimmy:
sburbatory:
posyes:
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin...
kutokki:
ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
primatchi:
scrapbookbeta:
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
When you touch the bathroom doorknob and the knob...
sodamnrelatable:
dampsandwich:
to the window. to the wall. to the living room. to the front door. goodbye friends i am gone
snorlaxatives:
*gets home from school* *whips off clothes and heads to the fridge*
larrydelevingnesheeran:
carsonphillips:
When a book is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens